Do you not know I am a lady? when I figure, I must speak. – By William Shakespeare, As You Like It
It doesn’t make any difference how appealing someone is the point at which you wed, even a white feline is dark oblivious.
Would you be able to envision a world without men? No wrongdoing and lots of happy husky women. – By Nicole Hollander
Try not to give a lady counsel; one should never give a lady anything she can’t wear at night.
High heels were developed by a lady who had been kissed on the temple. – By Christopher Morley
Amusing Quotes about Women: If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations each 28 days.
Battling is essentially a masculine thought; a lady’s weapon is her tongue. – By Hermione Gingold
On the off chance that a lady tells you that she is single by decision, it’s most likely because nobody has chosen her.
On the off chance that women didn’t exist, all the cash on the planet would have no importance. – By Aristotle Onassis
Being a lady is a horrendously troublesome task, since it consists primarily in managing men.
I despise women because they always know where things are. – By James Thurber, American Humorist
I don’t approve wife beating, however I understand it!
A wise man once said “I don’t have the foggiest idea, ask a young lady.”
I am the boss in this house my wife revealed to me so.
How to transform a fox into an elephant? Wed her.
Try not to judge a lady from 100 feet away.
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Manage it. – By George Carlin
All girls can be intelligent..you just gotta act stupid before them.
Any lady can trick a man in the event that she wants to and if he’s infatuated with her.
A lady can smell mink through six inches of lead. (Twofold Dynamite)
I never contend now with a lady, I just take my beating like a man.
A delight is a lady you see; a charmer is one who notices you.
Behind each extraordinary man is a lady feigning exacerbation.
I could sooner accommodate all Europe than two women.